Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What some nasa stand for 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
I'm weird.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
