why did the sun not go to college because it already have a million degrees!
THIS ISNT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE PLANE IN LAKE HARREIT IS NOT IN THE LAKE IT IS INVISIBLE CAUSE OF THE SATALITE PIC SO THERES NO PLANE IN LAKE HARRIET
Why havenโt any women gone to the moon...?
A: It doesnโt need to be cleaned
my friend whats up me: whats up in space is planet and stars
What does NASA stand for. Nobody Asked Someone Answered.
What does nasa stand for? Nose and smelly astronauts
NASA is. Big fat poo ๐ฉ no๐ฑ๐ ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐๐ง
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
What some nasa stand for ๐๐ง๐๐ง๐
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
im weird
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine." The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked "Now what?"
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
whats nasa's grosest mision PROBING URANUS
Nasa equals Nugget and shit anmiture
What's the most grossest mission NASA could do? - Probing Uranus.
How does NASA fart? - They fart with their ass teroids.
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
When you realize the shuttle blew up. Then you realize your on the shuttle.