Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers