I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
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ur mom as fat as nasas company
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Hot man is sexy.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet stupid
