NASA jokes
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.