NASA

NASA jokes

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"

Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

Because he didn't have enough space.

NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.

How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?

Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.