How does NASA organise a party?
They βPLANETβ.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.