Name jokes

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham

Me: Hi, my name is...

Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?

Me: Hey, stop dude!

Bro: How is it going, bro--

Me: SHUT UP!

Bro: Is that a gun?

Me: *Pointing at bro*

Bro: Dude, I'm...

Me: *BANG* *BANG*

Me: Finally, it's over.

What does Ben 10 call his wife?

Humungouswhore

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

Jesus who?

Jesus Christ, open the door!

What is a group of emo kids called?

A suicide squad.

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

ABBaS.

Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."

What do you call an orphan?

Kyan.

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