Name jokes
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Lessi
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Grace...what stinks?
Daeveeonnnn.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
#GOODBYEGWEN
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."