Name jokes
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your summer name? Hot.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”