New Name Jokes - Page 46 - Worst Jokes Ever

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.

What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

Aaron.

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

My dick is hard, what's your name?

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."

"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.

The boy answered, "It's Michelle."

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"

Ines.

Alex Hayermann.

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

Khalil Abubakar

What do you call an Indian babysitter?

Nanny.

There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.

The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"

The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."

The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"