What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
hi what's your name? idk im disabled
what do you call a guy named Ben
answer= Ben
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
alle kinder name melissa nur nich melissa he name kurt fra zonen''
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Mr. Bunler.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
He had a song named after him. They see me rolling
Its Weird How Stephen Hawking's Last Name Sounds Like Walking and Talking but he Could Not do Neither of Those!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
what do you call balck people in pool coco pops
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.
How do Asians name there kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon
