Name jokes
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because a rose landed on your head.
Girl 2: Hey, Dad, why is my name Daisy?
Dad: Because a daisy landed on your head.
Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr!
Dad: Oh, hey Brick!
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
I am looking for Mike Roch.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Carter is a pussy.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Raffie?
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham