Carter is a pussy.
Name Jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Raffie?
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Tate
Hi, I'm Yeff.
Isaac
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
You suck!
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
