Name jokes
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.