Name jokes
Sumona.
What is your car's name?
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What is your name?
Stephanie
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
What is your favorite name?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your summer name? Hot.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What time is your name from? Any time.