My jokes
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
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I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
My classmates?
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."