My jokes

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.

Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.

Look at my name and you'll see.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

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Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Where is this pic of me in my bra?