My jokes

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

The thing my mom birthed.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.