My jokes
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_