My jokes

My whole life.

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Gamer

Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!

Peter Griffin

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom

I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.

My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?

My dick hard.

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

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Being sad is my only happiness.

What did the wire say to the electrician?

"Stop twisting my nuts!"

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

Like and comment if you get it!

My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.

He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.

Terrible jokes

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!

My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.

My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

Peter Griffin