My jokes

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

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    • I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

    Dwarfism is a growing problem.

    Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

    He jumped off a curb stone.

    I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

    I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

    My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

    This is not a joke; this is just about death...

    My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

    🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

    C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

    It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

    Gotta dive and cry some more.

    It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

    ‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

    Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.