My Jokes

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.