My jokes jokes

My jokes are cancer.

All my jokes are cries for help.

INCLUDING THIS ONE.

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.

I know my jokes suck.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.

Was 9 + 10?

Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?

Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?

Think about it, lol. Haha.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.