My jokes jokes

Paper.

Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

Somebody stole my joke.

So I stole their spinal cord.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...