Musician

Musician Jokes

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Math

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

Queen

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Player

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.

View

John Lennon: "What a nice view."

John walked outside.

He got shot.

:skull:

Mess

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Firework

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Chris Hansen

Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

Johnny Depp

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.