What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
Why is Jesus in pieces? Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
