Musician jokes
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.