What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
