Musician jokes
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.