Musician jokes
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.