What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
what did the parent say to Michel Jackson get of my kid
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What does micheal jackson and a rock have in commen?
The are both hard
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
