Musician

Musician jokes

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

No seriously, what is it?

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.