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Musician jokes

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."

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  • Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

    Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

    I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

    Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

    A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

    You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

    Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

    So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.