Olivia Rodrigo
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. š
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jacksonās last boyfriend?
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why donāt violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
