Musician jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
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Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."