Music jokes
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Yeah yeah.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Who left him hanging?