Music jokes
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Memes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Who left him hanging?
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"