Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Yeah yeah.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
