Music jokes
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Emo
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.