Music jokes
Nig
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He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Like if you are emo.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.