Music jokes
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
LET'S GOOOO!
Beatles
Are cool.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Memes
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Who left him hanging?
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?