Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
Why do Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO IT!
Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza? A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Ariana Grande
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs".
