Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Whats harder then titanium Michael Jackson at the playground
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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