Music jokes
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
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Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
I'm all panic and no disco.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.