Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
π΅ Iβm a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.