Music jokes

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?

They had new Billie Jeans!

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!

Olivia Rodrigo

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he’s dead.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.