"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
*sing in music lesson* i want to die, i want to die, i want to choke myself, break my neck and die.
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
whats white and rhymes with dre? eminem.
What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell
What bathroom does a trumpet go to? The brass room...
What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin.
whats steven hawkings other favorate song steve windwoods just roll with it baby
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What was Steven Hawking favorite genre of music? Rock and Roll.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time
