What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Whats harder then titanium Michael Jackson at the playground
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!