Music jokes

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?

They had new Billie Jeans!

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.