Music jokes

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!

Olivia Rodrigo

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he’s dead.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

You call, I'm putting on.

Frank (34) DJ.

Who is the best at musical chairs?

The kid in the wheelchair.