Music

Music jokes

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.