Music jokes

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.

When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.

What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?

Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

DJ Croos joke.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE Choppa

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!