Music jokes
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
DJ Croos joke.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.