Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
