What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Music Jokes
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Never gonna give you up.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
