How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
He sing, he dance, he he.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.