Music

Music jokes

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?

Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?