John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.