Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
