Music jokes
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
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Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.