Music jokes

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

I guess you can say he xxxpired.

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

What do Indian hip hop artists eat?

Rice rice baby.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

Which band doesn’t make music?

One Direction.

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

"Baby Don’t Herd Me."

What is a baby's favorite song?

"Baby" by Justin Bieber.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

How does the dog dance?

He doesn't... he's dead.