Music jokes
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."