Music jokes
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!