Blood

Mary Britain

The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor

Kid

YOUR MOM

my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded

Day

Tall Girl

if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit

Make

Just call me..............

I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.

Die

Anonymous

Stop making jokes about cancer … i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair … my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

Orphan

Daddy~

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum soon he remembers he dont have a mum (also i had sex with ur mum ahe was screaming daddy~ ;) )

Adoption

Anonymous

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha

Roast

get up you lazy a s s

my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you

Twin Towers

Jack Wilson

Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night

Still

A.e 1007

Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you

Orphan

PP

your mum isn’t home

Depression

Edgelord 3000

I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born

Milk

jax

kid: aye mum imma do somthing dad could never do mum: and that is? kid walks out kid comes back in with milk mum:imma beat ya ass

Fat

Anonymous boyyyy

friend. your mums fat

Me well your mums so fat she played pool with the planets

Die

Anonymous

Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That’s wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That’s nice, Mum, but isn’t the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You’re welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf

Orphan

Sir Anonymous

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them

Stevens

harrison

what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!

Morning

Anonymous

This kid was going to sleep and h said night mum night dad and night gramma and bye grandpa next morning grandpa died and the next night he said night dad night mum night grandma and gramma died the next morning and the next night he said night mum bye dad and they heard the postman died bc he was the dad lol

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