your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
So this is how I got divorced. On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum and my 2 kids 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind
sams mum is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought east enders finished
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Your hairline is so ugly like your mum
You mum fat she were a yellow T-shirt they say taxi
Stinking poo poo bum
Joke of the day: your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s 😭🤣
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Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline goes further back than your mums divorce
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
Your mum is so fat that she toke a spoon to the supercool
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder ?!
Your mum !!!
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
