Movie

Movie jokes

Tire

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Babysitting

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

Abu

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

Mouse

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

Spy

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Hairline

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Orphan

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?

Stuart Little got chosen!

Dwarf

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Shark

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

Male

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

Punishment

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.