Movie jokes
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Memes
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.