Movie jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Why do orphans love Home Alone?

They like to see a familiar picture.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!