Movie jokes
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.