Movie jokes
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!