Movie jokes
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Memes
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.