Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
