why do orphans hate Fridays? family movie night
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
Ukraine vs Russia is Csgo live the movie!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
What do you call a child predator and a illegalimmagrant alien vs predator
Morbius was awesome and the Batman sucked.
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever
and also GTA logic
I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
Hey did you know Paul walker's gay Why do you say that Because he likes to wrap himself around long old wood
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy.... I'd like him to eat me."
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
