Movie jokes
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Who did that
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"