Movie jokes
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
lol
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂