Movie

Movie jokes

Actor

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

Marriage

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

Batman

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

Atmosphere

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Orphan

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Girl

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

Orphan

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

Cow

What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥

Test

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

People

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Snap

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!