Movie jokes
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Memes
Figures
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.