Movie jokes

So cinema.

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?

Batman returns.

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Meet the Family."