Movie jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Megamind.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
So cinema.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1