Movie jokes
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Memes
Here me out this would be a sad movie
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.