Movie jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1