Movie jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

I found Nemo.

He was tasty.