Movie jokes

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

What film do orphans hate?

"Instant Family."

What do Shrek and onions have in common?

*LAYERS*

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Megamind.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."