Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
