Movie jokes

Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?

Batman returns.

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Meet the Family."

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.