Why the boy couldn't go see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRRR.
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I am sick and tired of horror movies it is always the stupid ones that die first. when you see a guy in a dark bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; Don't scream run.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry...
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when ..."
I watched a movie about bones it was spine-tackler
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#1-watcha doing #2-watching a movie #1-oh I know why because you move-ie
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Whats and orphans favorite movie? Spiderman: Homecoming
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
What's an Orphans favorite movie? Home Alone
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What is cats and dogs's favourite story and movie? Romeow and Drooliet!
Wat is a kisd gajfnjafb movie ?'. A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
