Movie jokes
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Megamind.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Figures
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
So cinema.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.