Movie jokes

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

What is Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?

Batman returns.

What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Meet the Family."

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."