Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
The streets go blank in the dead of the day, not a car to be seen.
A kingdom of corona-cation, and it looks like mom's the queen.
The wind is howling with this virus in the air.
Couldn't keep it in China, everyone knows it's everywhere.
Don't let friends in, don't be afraid.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel your insanity, that the virus caused!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors!
I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friend's house.
Sickness doesn't get to me anyway.
It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane, and the fears that once controlled me are here and present, oh well!
It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through!
No right, no wrong, but stay inside!
WE'RE NOT FREE!!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! 'Cause I have nothing better to do.
The virus flurries through the air into my house!
The storm is spiraling, fear and fractals all around!!
And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!!
What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past????
DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What movie do orphans hate most? Way home
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
