Movie jokes
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
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