Movie jokes
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.