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Movie jokes

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  • Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

    Because for them, love isn't an open door.

    If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

    If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

    "Ghost Musterd."

    Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.

    Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?

    It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.

    This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

    I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

    People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

    And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

    Harry Potter

    Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

    Jumanji

    Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

    Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

    A) Robert Drowney Jr.