One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
To the people who have seen Meet The Fockers at the movies and they hated it, Fock You Motherfockers!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
what did the atom say to the other atom? did you see the new Tron movie.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
