You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Movie Jokes
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
