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Movie jokes

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

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  • What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.

    A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

    Why did the cow cross the road?

    'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.

    *Watches sad movie with family*

    Everyone else: *Crying*

    Sister: How aren't you crying?

    Me: I have no tears left to cry...

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  • Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

    A: They were both shot in a theater.