Movie jokes
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"