Movie jokes
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."