Movie jokes
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.