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Movie jokes

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow