Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
"what do you do with your free time" "I stalk" "really i enjoy walks in the park going to the movies and having out with friends" "I know"
Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
What do you call an orphan? Homeless
What's an orphans worst favorite movie? Home alone
Why can't homeless people find a home? because they're orphans
Wat is a kisd gajfnjafb movie ?'. A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
Bonuse we can even watch a movie and sill chat! Love u! which one do u want to watch? 😀
You don't have a forehead you have a five head.
You don't have dreams you have movies.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Why is frozen a good movie for orphans? Because they know how to 'let it go' when their parents went
Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
Not coming soon!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
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