Nut

Anthony Simmons

I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth

Car

LALA

Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?

Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.

Carly (😟): What’s wrong?

Bianca (😕): Nothing nothing at all …

Carly (😠): Don’t lie to me …

Carly (🤔): Hmmm … Jordan ???

Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this …

Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you … no … and I don’t give a damn anymore!

Carly (😠): Bianca trust me, you don’t love him anyway!

Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.

Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want …

Bianca (😔): Well … shut your mouth and leave me alone!

Nut

Dribblingpig

what did one nut say to the other nut?

A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth

Girlfriend

watersharky

This song is just like how my life is and how my girlfriend left. - Do Re Mi- By- blackbear Do, re, mi, fa, so (Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh) Do, re, mi, fa, so (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Yeah, if I could go back to the day we met I probably would just stay in bed You run your mouth all over town And this one goes out to the sound Of breakin’ glass on my Range Rover Pay me back, or bitch it’s over All the presents I would send Fuck my friends behind my shoulder Next time, I’ma stay asleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep, oh And you got me thinkin’ lately Bitch, you crazy And nothing’s ever good enough I wrote a little song for ya It go like Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin’ done with you, girl So fuckin’ done with all the games you play I ain’t no Tic-Tac-Toe Send the X and O’s on another note I’m do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin’ done with you, baby So send the X and O’s on another note, I’m ghost (Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh) If I could go back to the day we met I probably would’ve stayed in bed You wake up everyday and make me feel like I’m incompetent Designer shoes and Xanax tabs Compliments your make-up bag You never had to buy yourself a drink ‘Cause everybody want to tap that ass sometime And you got me thinkin’ lately Bitch, you crazy And nothing’s ever good enough I wrote a little song for ya It go like Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin’ done with you, girl So fuckin’ done with all the games you play I ain’t no Tic-Tac-Toe Send the X and O’s on another note I’m do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin’ done with you, baby So send the X and O’s on another note, I’m ghost (Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh) I wrote a little song for you, it go like Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin’ done with you, girl So fuckin’ done with all the games you play I ain’t no Tic-Tac-Toe Send the X and O’s on another note I’m do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin’ done with you, baby So send the X and O’s on another note, I’m ghost (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Do, re, mi, fa, so (Yeah, yeah, yeah) So send the X and O’s on another note, I’m ghost

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Nut

I'm cool

Knock knock who’s there Candis. Candis nuts fit in your mouth?

Baby

dirty

jack and jill went up to an abanded house jack drank to much and unziped his fly jack said you know you wana jill said no so jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in jills mouth tied her to a bed he riped off her dress and underwere he took off his pants and his underwere to then put on a condum he then put a pill in her mouth and made he swalow one minit later she was asleep he took off her gag and mounded his self on her then stuck his candystick in her mouth next her fanny then his condum broke but he was to drunk to notised 9 month later a babys born and jacks in jail as the father

Ball

Anonymous

Do you know candice

Candice balls fit in yo mouth

Difference

Landon

What is the difference when I have my Dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine

O I forgot you dont got one birches such my dick

Ball

freshfry

man i miss savor, savor these balls in ya mouth

Ball

freshfry

call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!

Wife

Queen🤍🦕

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick but then I realized she hasn’t talkin to me in a month ten remembering I gave her super glue…ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth

Much

sex over camra

why did my mouth say no to buut.because that will be to much sex.

Kid

Sugma balls

Kid 1: Do you know Candace? Kid 2: Candace who? Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth