Motivation jokes
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
I finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I purely drink for evil.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.