Motivation jokes
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.