A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Joe Biden’s speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE. ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
I don't have much motivation for things that's why i haven't yet killed myself hehe
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
After the shooting people were asking why would they do it, They wanted to stop but turns out they were playing an Online game.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican not Mexicant."
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.
