Motivation jokes
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.