Mortality jokes
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.