Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never come for me.
someone dies
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
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Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
