Mortality jokes
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
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