Mortality

Mortality Jokes

My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”

People want to be nice to each other, because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.