Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Dead baby jokes never get old...
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
