Mortality jokes
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.