Morning jokes
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.