Mores jokes
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
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I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
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I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.