Mores jokes
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."