Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Mores Jokes
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
