What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
its not a joke
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Americans: Miles per hour Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
Osama Bin Laden is his name Crashing planes is his game
How did protestants performed in 16 century well done
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
In preschool, i confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as i was, i sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Whats the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if i'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
