Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
My boss had the heart of a child:)
In a jar. On his desk
So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?".The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off.".
“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
"A Twix."
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
How do you get a clown to stop smiling
You shoot him in the face
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady but she just screamed and flew out of the plane
